Bad Boy

[Keano]

Man I got arrested at about 3 in the morning on sunday.

[Uchiha Kumori]

Why? Dare I ask.

And that is not a good thing, buddy.

[Kenshi]

Nigga!! What for?

[Keano]

I was meeting this girl behind some apartments and my step brothers were nosey as hell and wanted to come. So I told them to hide in some bushes and they kept making noise. Then I told them to just leave and they made noise doing that. Then I called the girl and asked her where was she and she said she was getting ready and was putting some clothes on. Right after she said that, a bright ass light shined in my face and I heard somebody say FREEZE!!! I was scared as fuck so I didnt move and then the cop told me to walk up slowly and when I did he said what the fuck was in my hand. He had the gun pointed at me and everything and I was about to shit myself. Then I had told him it was my phone. He then said that they had got a call about somebody trying to break in one of the apartments and I was like WTF? He then handcuffed me and put me in that uncomfortable ass back seat and asked me where did I live. I told him my pops lived in the apartments and then he closed the door. 10 minutes later another cop came and asked me what was my address. I didnt know my dads address so I said my moms. Then the cop who asked me it the first time came over and said "You lied to me, now your going to jail." I was like I didnt even lie but before I could say anything, he closed the door in my face. Another 10 minutes went by and one of the cops came back and said who was I on the phone with. I didnt want to lie because he could just check in my phone who I was talking to so I told him it was the girl I was supposed to meet. Then the cop said ok and asked me where she lived, so I told him and he walked over to her house and told her people what had happened. He even showed her mom some of the texts she sent me. They were very expliced and I could hear her mom yelling from over there. After about another 30 minutes of trying to see what was going on, the cop came over and said, well since we know that you wasnt going to break in someones house, I will take you home. He then drove to my dads apartment and banged on the door like a true cop. My dad then came out and when he saw me started laughing. He kept saying I had to be the dumbest Nigga alive and I was just happy he didnt hit me while I was handcuffed. THE END

[Uchiha Kumori]

Really?

[Keano]

Yeah

[Kenshi]

DAYUM
A day in the life of Keano. Thats some fucked up shit. Why did the cop ask where the girl lived if there the ones tha arrestted you? BULLSHIT

[Uchiha Kumori]

Cops suck.

[Guest]

Fuckin hate cops. Everylast one needs to die. Its so nerve racking tryin to role a damn joint while your flyin through town, knowin a copy could pull you over and you either have to eat the shit or get busted. Its fuckin bull shit. Freedom my ass. Cops fun this fuckin world. THem and the politicians. The badge is just an excuse to fuckin act tough. The uniform can burn for all I care. It looks fagoty in my oppionin anyway. All can die.

[Keano]

The only cops I like are the ones on Reno 911. Lol

[Uchiha Kumori]

*sticks both thumbs up then pokes them in your eyes*

[Guest]

The only cops I like are the ones on Reno 911. Lol

I fuckin hate that show

[Uchiha Kumori]

The only cops I like are the ones on Reno 911. Lol

I fuckin hate that show

Yeah, it's pretty stupid :/

[Keano]

Thats why I like them. Because they are stupid.

[Uchiha Kumori]

Stupidity doesn't neccesarily equal humor.

Take for example, Dane Cook.

[Keano]

You have a point. So Jackass or Wildboyz isnt funny? I think they are. Some people are actually entertained by stupidity, like me.

[Uchiha Kumori]

I said neccesarily. I didn't say all stupid things weren't funny. I mean, what makes me laugh more than watching people hurt themselves pointlessly?

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